Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
romeo is an idiot and juliet is the dumbest motherfucker and they suck thank you and goodnight
Romeo and Juliet poster by Beetroot Design Group: Every “Romeo” and “Juliet” throughout the entire text of the play is connected to form a star-shaped web of 55,440 red lines
“Sonnet 18” by William Shakespeare
Read by David Tennant
BENEDICK: A miracle! here’s our own hands against our hearts. Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity.
BEATRICE: I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption.
BENEDICK: Peace! I will stop your mouth.
— Much Ado About Nothing
The original bickering romantic comedy duo. If Beatrice were plucked from this play and placed in a romantic comedy in 2011 with all her character attributes and sensibilities in tact, she wouldn’t be out of place. In fact, she would probably be hailed as modern.
Shakespeare’s insults
Thou crusty batch of nature.
Must learn these by heart.
“Could I come near your beauty with my nails” sounds like a pick-up line that I would respond well to.
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